Adventure for Sale or Lease
Hi there
I was reading the papers this morning as I do everyday and I saw this one article about a guy in Australia who was selling his life or his lifestyle at least on eBay. But as I read into it I was instantly disappointed. He is selling his rather mediocre lifestyle and I thought, why?
He owns a small suburban house and has a suburban job driving a truck delivering carpets. He owns a 15-year old suburban car. He has some big boy suburban toys, he has no girlfriend and a wife who left him. He also has half a dozen suburban friends who are probably are happy to see him go. I thought to myself, even as he hates his own lifestyle so much, why on earth would he think for a moment that any one else would want to buy it.
Then there is me. I absolutely love every minute of my lifestyle even though I don’t have the suburban trappings he has, I don’t even have a car but then again I live a life that can be total adventure everyday. Think of Indiana Jones without the whip.
So why am I writing here? Well I thought if this guy can sell his life, I can sell you my adventure and you will enjoy it a whole lot more.
For the past ten years or so I have been living and working outside of Australia. In that time I have visited 34 countries and lived in half a dozen for a year or so. I have built schools and clinics, I have been guest of honour at foundation laying ceremonies in little mountain villages where I would be presented with a new turban or a Kazai style hat. I have been part of processes where people have died or been shot at or blown up, I have had to sort out feuds between Albanian mafiosa. I have been called to see dead bodies of friends and have had more guns pointed towards me and more death threats than I care to recall. There have been bombs go off next door that blow out the windows and I have spent days in bunkers waiting until they finish. I have a Pride of Australia Peace Medal. I have a beautiful Japanese partner (she is not part of the deal). We have lived on a boat in the middle of France for almost a year and I now live on a tropical island.
I have great plans to go on with it and chase more adventures and I want you to come along with me. We are going to go to places like Afghanistan where we are will talk to government Ministers and provincial Governors, we will try to see the President if he can make time to listen to our ideas. We are going to dodge the Taliban and the warlords then sit down and eat dinner and pick fruit with an old Mujahadin friend in a quiet garden in his village. We will have armed guards and we will drive along dangerous roads and then we are going to build stuff, lots and lots of stuff, then we going to convince the World Bank to fund our projects for 50 million dollars or more.
Afghanistan needs lots of work. I worked with an NGO in Jalalabad and we built lots of schools and clinics, we had thousands or men working on miles of roads and irrigations canals and we taught hundreds of women sewing and embroidery. I worked with the UN and gave advice to Ministers on how to run their country, I managed fifty million dollar projects and employed 30,000 people crushing rocks and clearing old government munitions buildings that the US had blown up. We had hundreds of people working on projects setting down new sidewalks in Kandahar city where the Governor would come and inspect it every day and invite my engineers and me for dinner. With the way the war is going right now it concerns me they are going to wreck some of the things we did but I guess that is what this adventure is all about.
But I am almost finished with that side of it now, the side that does project that are unsustainable. What I want to do now is stuff that is going to provide an even longer and more sustainable benefit to the people we propose to assist, I want to find entrepreneurs and help get their businesses started where we create permanent jobs that really stimulate the economy. I want to build a tractor factory that will need its own power plant and then we will set up a distributorship across the country. I want to provide farmers and contractors with finance packages they can manage and buy new equipment. I want to build commercial cool-stores in half a dozen places so farmer can stop their crops from rotting so soon. I want to build fruit juice factories and canneries. I want to help set up a sterile surgical dressing factory and biscuit factories and a help get hundred other similar projects kick started so Afghanistan can really make the peace process start going.
We will find investors and financiers, we will scour the world for technical partners to help run the businesses, we need to sort out financing packages that suits the Afghans, we will eat bad food and sleep rough on the floor in a village mud house or the local Governors palace. We will see some of the most beautiful desert and alpine countryside and watch camel trains go by or join it if you like walking (I drive thanks). There are a thousand things that need to be done and you can help get them done if you buy into my adventure. We can haggle and buy our own Afghan carpets from the village where they make them or buy jewellery off the Kuchi tribesmen.
For the moment I live in Thailand on a small tropical island but will move to Malaysia in a month or so where we can enjoy the best of tropical and city life as our office.
Did I mention the two cats? They are not for sale either. They have to protect the Japanese partner when we travel.
Anyway, you can buy the adventure straight up for a million bucks or see if you can win the auction. It is not only one adventure I have for sale because when we are done with Afghanistan, we can go to Laos or Cambodia or Vietnam if you like. I have some great ideas for a nail factory in Aceh and a charcoal water filter outfit in Burma. I hear that they are still looking for some new assistance to start new brick businesses back in Kosovo.
What do we do with the million? We will employ experts and set up deals to put all of the above into place. What will you get in return if being part of the adventure is not enough? You get the satisfaction that comes from knowing that you caused it all to happen and seeing the results on the face of the people we will help. Oh and reports, you will get lots of reports. Best of all you can come and do it with me if you like or you can wait until it all comes out on CD.
We have a website at www.aidsolutions.org so you can see more of who we are and what we do.
If you really want it, I will also supply you with a whip but you can get your own fedora.
June 25th, 2008, posted by Steve Hutcheson

